Feb 02
At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot →
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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Dec 23
- hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!
- me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you
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Dec 23
Reasons why i'm single
- ONE: i annoy people
- TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
- THREE: i fuck shit up
- FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
- FIVE: i'm not liked
- SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
- SEVEN: i am a fat chicken
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